took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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