I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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