OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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