it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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