yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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