i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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