matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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