we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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