oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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