Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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