We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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