He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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