Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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