he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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