So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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