you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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