I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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