do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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