I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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