Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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