im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
