whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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