Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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