Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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