i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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