I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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