Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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