Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Randomize
