Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they need to just BURY HIM!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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