No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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