so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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