Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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