im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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