he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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