we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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