Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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