you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I currently don't understand fingers.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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