So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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