You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
