he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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