My hand turned me down
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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