I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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