just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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