no. you can't hotbox the world.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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