But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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