high people should be assigned attendants
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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