New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Boobs speak an international language.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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