he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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