i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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