You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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