i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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