reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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