we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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